We decided to heckle the kids this year as they were greedily gobbling up all of the candy that I spent $30 on. (Thank you to Winn Dixie for the discounts.) We had 2 toy guns pointed at our heads with the triggers pulled, 1 kid yelled at us and told us we were fake, and another told us we were stupid and attempted some form of a beginning to an altercation. (All of the yard signs in our neighborhood are supporting Romney btw, see a connection?) Plus one of the little bastards stole one of my styrofoam graveyard signs. Do I feel bad about heckling them? No. Should we have been meaner than we were? Yes. Makes me wanna have kids of my own? No.
The parents, however, loved us! Probably because they were the only ones who actually got the joke or had even seen The Muppets. We even had 1 come up to us and tell us that our fame had spread throughout the neighborhood. Will definitely be doing this again in future years.
Happy Halloween!
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